[pct-l] Hiking the PCT "MY WAY"....the only way

[Reinhold Metzger]

Say Switchback,
If you really want to hike the PCT  the most supported way, you hike it  
"MY  WAY"..."The JMT Reinhold - Cleopatra Way". On a float, carried by 
half a dozen float carriers, with fan girls on each side to keep us cool 
and keep the flys and mosquitos away and trumpet blowers blowing 
trumpets to alert the common hiker trash of our presence so they can 
step aside and bow as our floats goes by.
Of course we will be consuming huge quantities of food, drinking the 
best wine and munching grapes as our caravan of floats moves on down the 
trail.

Yes,....I just love roughing it in the wilderness!!!
I can barely wait until the KO.

JMT Reinhold
Your hard to the core trail companion
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hiker97 at aol.com wrote:
> Snow Bunny JMT Unsupported Reinhold writes: Yes, I can see the 
> headlines already....for a once in a lifetime experience, "Experience 
> the High Sierra" with Switchback, JMT Reinhold and Stephen.  I bet the 
> phone will ring of the hook and we will be backlogged for a year or two. 
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> Switchback replies: Say, this reminds me of my new PCT record setting 
> attempt in the future.  I want to set the record for the most 
> supported PCT thru-hike.  This will be too cool.  It will be lama and 
> stock supported all the way.  Each night I will have a big picnic 
> table set up with a red and white checkerboard table cloth.  On it 
> will be steaks, fish, veggies, breads, hot butter, fine wines, ice 
> cream, etc., etc., etc.  I will sit on a big padded chair.  I will 
> sleep on a cot with a Dreamland sleeping pad.  Big fluffy pillows will 
> cradle my head.  A 3-pound sleeping bag will cover me with warmth.  I 
> will gain weight on the expedition.
>  
> The only problem I will have is to keep all the trail riff-raff and 
> hiker trash away from my campsite.  I wonder if there is a hiker 
> repellant I can deploy each evening before supper.