[pct-l] Snicker Bandits & Strange Wild Eyed Thrus

[Reinhold Metzger]

He, he, he,.....I was just kidding you about the Snickers.
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On 4/4/2011 5:07 PM, Scott Williams wrote:
> Welllll, Dr. Yoshihiro has diagnosed me as having CHD, 'cause I just 
> can't stop hiking, and I've been known to be quite a moron at times, 
> so it's probably a dual diagnosis case of compulsive hiking disorder 
> with an overlay of moronic hiking disorder.  Man, I'm in trouble! 
>  Today I climbed Mt. Diablo and we had a big bonfire of snowboards and 
> skis, old mittens, and all kinds of rear entry plastic ski boots. 
>  Really nasty smoke!  Talk about VOC's.  So I'm hoping we waked up old 
> Diablo himself to blow some hot air on that Sierra snow, more than 
> even I am capable of.  But as you can see, the moronic overlay is 
> quickly becoming the basic underpinning of this disorder.  On the 
> other hand, when we reached the summit, it was still a cool morning, 
> but by the time we decended to the bottom, it was already an 
> absolutely gorgeous and hot day!  I'm sure we had an impact!  Or maybe 
> it was just the blazing chapparell warming the whole mountain by that 
> itme.  Who knows.
>
> But it wasn't me with the snickers.
>
> Shroomer
>
> On Mon, Apr 4, 2011 at 4:26 PM, Reinhold Metzger 
> <reinholdmetzger at cox.net <mailto:reinholdmetzger at cox.net>> wrote:
>
>     Yes Shroomer,
>     That is what all the "Snickers Bandits" say after they made off
>     with the Snickers.
>     As far as seeing strange thrus at Hood, you don't need to go as
>     far as Hood...you need only go as far as Lake Moreno....you will
>     see some strange, wild eyed dudes right here at the KO.
>     It seems that most of them suffer from some form of hiking
>     disorder....probably the result of to many nights at high
>     elevation resulting in oxygen deprivation, which in turn causes
>     brain cells to die, which in turn gives rise to a condition known
>     in medical circles as  Moronic Hiking Disorder  "MHD"  very
>     frequently associated with long distance hiking....can be fatal if
>     left untreated.
>     It seems that some of the KO organizers also suffer from this malady.
>     Take Switchback for instance.....he thinks raiding and sacking
>     innocent hikers is normal......but we no better..... it's "MHD".
>
>     JMT Reinhold
>     Dr. of Moronic Hiking Disorders
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>
>     On 4/3/2011 6:17 PM, Scott Williams wrote:
>>     Snickers, I don't remember any snickers that weren't accounted
>>     for.  Nah, wasn't me.  I've got an allergy to snickers most of
>>     the day.  I'm only allowed them for breakfast, lunch and dinner,
>>     no snack snickers for me.  Got to keep the quantities down.  
>>     Must of been the bears north of Hood, I've heard they have keys
>>     to the post offices up there.  You know Oregon folks are real
>>     friendly with their wildlife.  I did see some thrus with dark
>>     brown slobber on their chins, and sort of running down their
>>     shirts, but that's how most of us looked by Hood.
>>
>>     As for was, of course is, is the proper term.
>>
>>     Shroomer
>>
>>
>>     On Sun, Apr 3, 2011 at 9:59 AM, Reinhold Metzger
>>     <reinholdmetzger at cox.net <mailto:reinholdmetzger at cox.net>> wrote:
>>
>>         Yes Shroomer,.....except the one with the "SNICKERS
>>         BARS".......what happened to that one?
>>
>>         BTW.....it is not  "WAS"  it is  "IS"  the  "King of the PCT".
>>
>>         I know all records are made to be broken, but something tells
>>         me Scott will remain the unquestionable, undeniable,
>>         undisputable  "King of the PCT"  for a long, long time.
>>
>>         JMT Reinhold
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>>
>>
>>         On 4/3/2011 9:03 AM, Scott Williams wrote:
>>>         Although the post offices kept confusing us and giving me
>>>         his boxes.  I'd politely return them and point out that he,
>>>         not me, was the unquestionable, undeniable, undesputable
>>>         "King of the PCT."
>>>
>>>         The first time it happened, I almost took it thinking Katie
>>>         had mailed me a surprise package.
>>>
>>>         Shroomer
>>>
>>>         On Sun, Apr 3, 2011 at 8:54 AM, Reinhold Metzger
>>>         <reinholdmetzger at cox.net <mailto:reinholdmetzger at cox.net>>
>>>         wrote:
>>>
>>>             Go "COLD" like Scott Williamson (not to be confused with
>>>             Scott Williams)
>>>             the unquestionable, undeniable, undesputable  "King of
>>>             the PCT"
>>>
>>>             JMT Reinhold
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>>>             Diane wrote:
>>>
>>>             Esbit.
>>>             -----------------------
>>>             On Apr 2, 2011, at 6:55 PM,pct-l-request at
>>>             backcountry.net <http://backcountry.net>
>>>             <http://mailman.backcountry.net/mailman/listinfo/pct-l>
>>>              wrote:
>>>
>>>               Survey type Question,
>>>
>>>               If, in time HEET became unavailable... Would you be
>>>             more likely to
>>>               use a canister,  or would you try stoveless?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
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