[pct-l] The KO...hiker support

[Reinhold Metzger]

Melanie,
You're breaking my heart....you are the one and only one.
I guess, I will have to find comfort elsewhere.....there is always Sugar 
Moma and there is Diane.
I know Diane likes me.

JMT Reinhold
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On 3/9/2011 7:10 PM, Melanie Clarke wrote:
> Dear Reinhold,
>
> Okay, Reinhold, you asked for it!
>
> I am going to give you a hard time at the kick off but I'm not going 
> to give you any of the hard work so you better bring your wife or if 
> it lasts more than 4 hours you may have to see a doctor!
>
> Melanie
>
> On Wed, Mar 9, 2011 at 8:38 AM, Reinhold Metzger 
> <reinholdmetzger at cox.net <mailto:reinholdmetzger at cox.net>> wrote:
>
>     On 3/8/2011 10:54 AM, Reinhold Metzger wrote:
>     > Yes Wagon Master,
>     > I will batten down the hatches and make sure all the donuts are
>     > secured when Switchback arrives.
>     >
>     > And yes Master Switchback, to support the KO this year I will, like
>     > always, take good care of all the women at the KO....I like that job
>     > the best....it seems I am best suited for that job....it comes with
>     > experience, but you probably don't know what I am talking about.
>     > Besides, somebody has to do the hard work.
>     > You, like always can do the easy job of scrubbing the pots and pans
>     > and eating the leftover donuts.
>     >
>     > I'm glad you reminded me about the  ''Sex Instructor Cap"....I  was
>     > such a hit with the women at the KO, they would just follow me
>     everywhere.
>     > Of course the guys were all mad at me and complaining that I was
>     > hording all the women.
>     > I always seem to have that problem....the girls always seem to like
>     > me....it's the husbands, boyfriends and mothers that don't seem to
>     > like me....they always seem to think I am a bad influence on
>     their women.
>     > I never could understand that.
>     > It is not my fault that women like me,  is it Switchback?
>     >
>     > THOSE  GUYS  ARE  JUST  JEALOUS....THAT'S  ALL!!!!!!!
>     >
>     > JMT Reinhold
>     > The  'Instructor"
>     >
>     -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>     >
>     > On 3/8/2011 7:38 AM, bighummel at aol.com
>     <mailto:bighummel at aol.com> wrote:
>     >> Now there's a great idea.  "Hey, servant!  Run down to registration
>     >> and tell them that Switchback is about to arrive and to batten down
>     >> the hatches!"
>     >>
>     >> /Greg Hummel/
>     >>
>     >> */Those three little words/*
>     >> */Never said enough/*
>     >> */By themselves, never enough/*
>     >>
>     >>
>     >> -----Original Message-----
>     >> From: hiker97 at aol.com <mailto:hiker97 at aol.com>
>     >> To: reinholdmetzger at cox.net <mailto:reinholdmetzger at cox.net>;
>     pct-l at backcountry.net <mailto:pct-l at backcountry.net>;
>     >> Bighummel at aol.com <mailto:Bighummel at aol.com>;
>     melaniekclarke at gmail.com <mailto:melaniekclarke at gmail.com>;
>     >> peprmintpati88 at yahoo.com <mailto:peprmintpati88 at yahoo.com>;
>     Tortoise73 at charter.net <mailto:Tortoise73 at charter.net>;
>     >> steeleye at wildblue.net <mailto:steeleye at wildblue.net>;
>     losthiker at sisqtel.net <mailto:losthiker at sisqtel.net>;
>     montedodge at msn.com <mailto:montedodge at msn.com>;
>     >> lostonthecrest at hotmail.com <mailto:lostonthecrest at hotmail.com>
>     >> Sent: Tue, Mar 8, 2011 5:34 am
>     >> Subject: Re: [pct-l] Restless Leg Syndrome Support Society
>     >>
>     >> Scrawny Snow Bunny Reinhold writes:  You are going to see guys
>     >> dressed like pirates...girls wearing Victoria's Secret
>     undies...guys
>     >> wearing ''Sex Instructor" caps and all kind of folks diving into
>     >> dumpster's....and then there is ''Big Hummel'' he is the strangest
>     >> cat of all, he is so tall he has a tendency to get his head tangled
>     >> up in overhead utility lines....yes Sir, you are going to see all
>     >> kind of strange cats at the ''Gathering".  Every time I attend the
>     >> ''Gathering" I have that distinct feeling that I am the only normal
>     >> person at the ''Gathering''
>     >> -------------------------------------------------------
>     >> Switchback replies: There is nothing wrong with the Wagon
>     Master.  He
>     >> is a geologist.  He is rock hound.  This explains a lot of things.
>     >> Anyone who get excited over rocks can easily get excited over the
>     >> April Kickoff.
>     >> Now about you being the only normal person at the Kickoff.  Anyone
>     >> who wears a baseball cap that says, "Sex Instructor, first lesson
>     >> free" is supposed to be normal?  I want to know what you are
>     going to
>     >> do this year to support the hikers.  What are you going to do to
>     >> support the April Kickoff?  I think you should be the Wagon
>     Master's
>     >> gofer.  You walk behind the Wagon Master and do his bidding.  He is
>     >> very busy at the Kickoff and needs a flunkie.  Your ball cap will
>     >> say, "Your Obident Servant".
>