[pct-l] The KO...hiker support

[Melanie Clarke]

Dear Reinhold,

Okay, Reinhold, you asked for it!

I am going to give you a hard time at the kick off but I'm not going to give
you any of the hard work so you better bring your wife or if it lasts more
than 4 hours you may have to see a doctor!

Melanie

On Wed, Mar 9, 2011 at 8:38 AM, Reinhold Metzger <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>wrote:

> On 3/8/2011 10:54 AM, Reinhold Metzger wrote:
> > Yes Wagon Master,
> > I will batten down the hatches and make sure all the donuts are
> > secured when Switchback arrives.
> >
> > And yes Master Switchback, to support the KO this year I will, like
> > always, take good care of all the women at the KO....I like that job
> > the best....it seems I am best suited for that job....it comes with
> > experience, but you probably don't know what I am talking about.
> > Besides, somebody has to do the hard work.
> > You, like always can do the easy job of scrubbing the pots and pans
> > and eating the leftover donuts.
> >
> > I'm glad you reminded me about the  ''Sex Instructor Cap"....I  was
> > such a hit with the women at the KO, they would just follow me
> everywhere.
> > Of course the guys were all mad at me and complaining that I was
> > hording all the women.
> > I always seem to have that problem....the girls always seem to like
> > me....it's the husbands, boyfriends and mothers that don't seem to
> > like me....they always seem to think I am a bad influence on their women.
> > I never could understand that.
> > It is not my fault that women like me,  is it Switchback?
> >
> > THOSE  GUYS  ARE  JUST  JEALOUS....THAT'S  ALL!!!!!!!
> >
> > JMT Reinhold
> > The  'Instructor"
> >
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > On 3/8/2011 7:38 AM, bighummel at aol.com wrote:
> >> Now there's a great idea.  "Hey, servant!  Run down to registration
> >> and tell them that Switchback is about to arrive and to batten down
> >> the hatches!"
> >>
> >> /Greg Hummel/
> >>
> >> */Those three little words/*
> >> */Never said enough/*
> >> */By themselves, never enough/*
> >>
> >>
> >> -----Original Message-----
> >> From: hiker97 at aol.com
> >> To: reinholdmetzger at cox.net; pct-l at backcountry.net;
> >> Bighummel at aol.com; melaniekclarke at gmail.com;
> >> peprmintpati88 at yahoo.com; Tortoise73 at charter.net;
> >> steeleye at wildblue.net; losthiker at sisqtel.net; montedodge at msn.com;
> >> lostonthecrest at hotmail.com
> >> Sent: Tue, Mar 8, 2011 5:34 am
> >> Subject: Re: [pct-l] Restless Leg Syndrome Support Society
> >>
> >> Scrawny Snow Bunny Reinhold writes:  You are going to see guys
> >> dressed like pirates...girls wearing Victoria's Secret undies...guys
> >> wearing ''Sex Instructor" caps and all kind of folks diving into
> >> dumpster's....and then there is ''Big Hummel'' he is the strangest
> >> cat of all, he is so tall he has a tendency to get his head tangled
> >> up in overhead utility lines....yes Sir, you are going to see all
> >> kind of strange cats at the ''Gathering".  Every time I attend the
> >> ''Gathering" I have that distinct feeling that I am the only normal
> >> person at the ''Gathering''
> >> -------------------------------------------------------
> >> Switchback replies: There is nothing wrong with the Wagon Master.  He
> >> is a geologist.  He is rock hound.  This explains a lot of things.
> >> Anyone who get excited over rocks can easily get excited over the
> >> April Kickoff.
> >> Now about you being the only normal person at the Kickoff.  Anyone
> >> who wears a baseball cap that says, "Sex Instructor, first lesson
> >> free" is supposed to be normal?  I want to know what you are going to
> >> do this year to support the hikers.  What are you going to do to
> >> support the April Kickoff?  I think you should be the Wagon Master's
> >> gofer.  You walk behind the Wagon Master and do his bidding.  He is
> >> very busy at the Kickoff and needs a flunkie.  Your ball cap will
> >> say, "Your Obident Servant".
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >
>
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