[pct-l] 10 Good uses for ''Dead Hiker Husbands''

[Reinhold Metzger]

SWITCHBACK,
I woke up this morning and realized I turned 71.....BUMMER!!!
That made me realize, you and I, we are getting old...I mean we go back a long way.
We are part of the dying hard core breed.....an endangered species.
Did you ever wonder what will become of us after we pass away?
Will they bury us, put flowers on our graves and mourn for decades to come
or will they rejoice and say good riddance?
Will they erect a monument to us or engrave on our head stones....here lie
Switchback and Reinhold....the last of the hard core breed, who tamed the
wilderness, or will they put our bodies to a good use?

For those women that can't let go and want cling to the memories...10  GOOD
USES  FOR DEAD  HIKER  HUSBANDS.


  1.   Scratching post for the cat
  2.   Chin-up bar
  3.   Punching bag
  4.   Bumper stop
  5.   Toilet paper roll holder
  6.   Gate post
  7.   Car pool lane second passenger
  8.   Good stiff diving board
  9.   Garden scare crow
  10.  Handy dandy kitchen towel rod


JMT Reinhold
Soon to be scratching post