[pct-l] 2008 PCT caravan

[Reinhold Metzger]

[pct-l] 2008 PCT caravan
Hey Ground Pounder,
No way, we are not sharing our women with anybody.
Besides, at your age, I am not sure you can handle such a
straineous expedition...you know, with young hiker chicks and all.
Does Cathy know about this?
ON  SECOND  THOUGHT......do you have young, good looking hiker chicks
you can bring along?......send hiker chick pictures.....in bikinies or hot
pants.

PS....due to overwelming demand there may be a cover charge for this
expedition.

JMT Reinhold
Switchback's 2008 PCT Caravan Expedition Manager

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Gound Pounder Bill wrote:

"How's Your Trail"?   Hey Switchback, Can't You Put it off for two years?
Then I could go along too. Remember
"Be Prepared"  Ground Pounder Bill  "Semper Fi"
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JMT Reinhold wrote:

> SWITCHBACK,  I BEGG  OFF  YOU...please, take me along on your 2008 PCT
> thru-hike.
> I could be your buddy-guard to protect you from trail ruffians like
> Elevator.
> I have been your true friend and buddy when everybody was trashing you,
> but
> now                         they all will claim to be your friends.
>
> Don't believe a thing they are saying they will only be after your gourme
> food and
> women.....Oh, yes, women....you forgot to mention women.
> This leisure trekk will take 5-6-7 month or longer and I assume you are
> planing on
> having a flock of women part of our PCT caravan...I think women will be
> extreemely
> crytical for such along journy.
> Yes, freshly bathed women will make us the envy of all the hikers.
>
> May I suggest that we also have ''BRUSSEL  SPROUTS''  with our Gourmet
> meals?
> Switchback, I am so exited about this I can not sleep at night.
>
> JMT Reinhold
> Your buddy-guard
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>
> Java writes: Are you planning to thru-hike in the near  future?
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> Yes, I definitely plan on thru hiking the PCT in 2008.  It should be a
> blast.
>
> As soon as I get my MegaBucks winnings I will fund a fully  supported thru
> hike.  This would include pack train support at many  campsites and a 2008
> Monaco Signature Series motor coach to meet me at all  road crossings.  I
> plan to
> slack pack by motor coach, so I can take a  shower and sleep in a bed
> watching
> the big screen by satellite.  I will  carry a satellite phone to call
> ahead
> for the meal I want cooked when I  arrive.  I think fresh green beans with
> bacon, corn on the cob, fish, and a  nice wedge salad with fruit will be
> one
> of my
> favorites.  Add fresh  squeezed lemonade and a glass of wine and that will
> complete the picture.
>
> One thing that will be a problem will be all the hiker trash trying to
> follow me --- to hang with me on this thru hike.  I could collect quite a
> crowd if
> I am not careful.  Everyone will want to my pal, my friend, my  buddy,
> etc.
> They will say in spite of what they had said in year's past,  they really
> think I am a cool dude and would like to be hiking  partners.
>
> I plan to do the Triple Crown with this pack train and motor coach
> support.
>
> Your pal, Switchback the Trail Pirate