[pct-l] Old Folks Home and Hiker

[hiker97 at aol.com]

Our PCT hero,Grizzly, and his wife Trail Dust are at the doctor’s office with their supersenior hiking friend, Ole Fossil. 
During the visit Grizzlyasks, “Doctor how do you determine whether or not an older person, like fossil,should be put in an old folk’s home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," says Grizzly. "A normal person would use thebucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." says the doctor. "A normal person would pull the tub plug.”
“Do you want a bed near thewindow at the home?" 
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Your obedient servant and trail rapscallion,
Switchback the Trail Pirate