[pct-l] Hiker Trash

[hiker97 at aol.com]

One day PCT Grizzly was downat the local trailtown saloon with his bros having a few cool ones.  The conversation was getting heated over whatis really hardcore hiker trash --- the elite of the trail.
 
Grizzly: You take you dog fora walk and both of you use the same tree. 
 
Hiker: No, no, no.  It is when the Salvation Army declines yourfurniture. 

Grizzly: I say it is when you come back from the dump with more than you took. 

Another Hiker: It is really a family thing. Your grandma has "ammo"on her holiday list. 

Grizzly: May be it is when you have been in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

Hiker: No, it is more of a domestic thing. Your house does not have curtains,but your truck does. 

Grizzly: Now we are getting close.  Alsoadd you wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean. 

Another Hiker: I agree with the family thing. You consider your license plate personalized because your father madeit. 

Hiker: There is a earning a living aspect to it too.  Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworksstand. 

Grizzly: Now we are getting somewhere.  Thebiggest city you've ever been to is a Super Wal-Mart. 
 
Hiker: I am sure that HikerTrash would live somewhere when a tornado hits their neighborhood, it does $100,000worth of improvements. 

Grizzly: Hiker Trash are notdumb folks, but they might have missed their 5th grade graduation because ofjury duty. 
 
And so it goes into thenight.
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Your obedient servant andtrail rascal,
Switchback the Trail Pirate